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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose
Everyone who doesn't have a headache right now, stop right now for a moment and appreciate how good it is not to have a headache.
#what the fuck is a chocolate orange!?#that sounds disgusting!
It’s literally orange flavoured chocolate. It’s actually really good.
anxious girl shocked to discover that doing the thing she was so afraid to do was actually easier than she catastrophically anticipated in her head
they should invent a way to be friends with my mutuals that doesnt involve initiating and keeping up a convo in the beginning stages
genuinely fucked up that if i want to interact with someone online i have to say words and have a conversation instead of just mashing my face against them like a cat
the eeason my dinner takes so long is i have to kiss all my onions for 45 minutes each before mincing them. this makes them blush which brings out their sweetness which is why im the highest ranking chef in the world. my final message
thid is the only post i dont mind being flooded with character tags because nobody tags it as anything other than Spongebob